If Mike Can Do It, Why
Can't We?
To many of us, collective bargaining is an abstract and alien
concept. To make it more concrete, why not ask what you could get from the
power to bargain? The answer begins with a true story.
As most of us know, in
exchange for his role in winning the contact to run Los Alamos, former LLNL
Director Michael Anastasio got an offer from LANS to be the first LANL
Director under the new contract. However, fewer of us know that as part of his
total compensation
Mike was promised in writing that he will get an annuity on retiring that will
compensate him for the difference between what he would have earned
under UCRP and what he gets under the LANS market-driven retirement plan.
That's right, when Mike leaves his Director job, he's guaranteed the
equivalent of his UCRP pension, not TCP1, TCP2, or some other McPension based
on a half-hearted stab at "substantially equivalent". The deal was made not
because Mike is bright, or a talented scientist, but because his high profile
gave him the wherewithal to ask for it. A similar deal was offered to two of
his lesser-known deputies, Charlie McMillan and Bret Knapp.
How did this come about? The truth is, Mike and
his inner circle weren't born on a tenure track. They're all former LLNL
employees who got recognition while standing on our backs. None of them would
have risen past the rank of staff member were it not for the cooperation, the
talent, and the toil of their co-workers, and, by extension, every one of us
who show up every morning to do our jobs. The nuclear weapon design and
stockpile stewardship that these men take credit for wouldn't have happened
without the infrastructure to support them. It took computers, Site 300,
machine shops, and the superblock. It took the people who keep the electricity
and Ethernet packets flowing, and the toilets flushing. It took nuclear
chemists, and numerical mathematicians, and mechanical designers. It took
groundspeople and custodians making the Lab a fit place to invite Presidents,
Members of Congress, and Secretaries of Energy. Do you think they all came to
work saying "I wonder what can I do today to glorify the Director and his
friends?" No. The excellence of
LLNL comes from each of us deciding to be the best we can be at what we do.
Mike gets a pension equivalent to his UC pension, but the employees at Los
Alamos don't. Why is that? The answer at the end of the day is that Mike had
the power to bargain. Many of us reject this notion. We like to believe that
we've had decent salaries, benefits, and employment rights all these years
because we deserve them. But the Los Alamos of today gives the lie to this way
of thinking. Our counterparts there had what they had because they were
public sector employees of UC just like us. Now they're LANS employees and
they've lost valuable aspects of their jobs. In a fair and just world, LANS
would have recognized its entire staff for their dedication and good ideas.
They would have given them the same guaranteed pension they gave Mike. But
the world of business doesn't operate that way. To quote a popular
advertising slogan, in the private sector, "you don't get what you deserve,
you get what you negotiate."
As hard as it is to face, the days of getting a fair shake without negotiating
for it are over, and without collective bargaining status, we won't get the
right to negotiate. We've worked hard at this Laboratory, some of us for
decades. Many of us have done it believing that we'd offset the risk of
pursuing the unique specialties of LLNL-how many places can you get a job as a
plutonium metallurgist?-by getting a fair degree of job security in return.
But it turns out we were wrong. The fact is, unless we do something about it,
not only our pensions, but our public-sector job rights are going to be
casualties of the transition.
Getting the right to bargain starts with signing
the authorization petition at the end of this message. Remember, if you want a
seat at the table, the only way to get it is through collective bargaining.
Are we saying that if you sign a card you'll stand a good chance of continuing
your UC pension? Not at all. We're saying that if you and enough of your
co-workers sign cards we'll get the supermajority of employees we need to
summon the new employer to the table. We'll have the chance to negotiate the
terms and conditions of our employment-including aspects of compensation like
retirement and benefits. It will be a long and difficult path, but we won't
even get to start it without you taking this first step with us.
Don't pass up this chance.
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